In case you needed further proof that western civilization is on the decline, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
On Sears hair dryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
On packaging for a Rowenta Iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
On Nytol (a sleep aid):
Warning: May cause drowsiness.
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning keep out of children.
On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
On a Japanese food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
On Sainsbury's Peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
©2000-2001 James Fuqua
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Last Updated 6 January 1999